While at first they're frustrated, they end up getting out of their cars and celebrating with one another. The Hollytones' 'Gridlock Christmas' tells the story of people who are stuck in traffic and unable to get home to their loved ones.

It was included on the album Twisted Christmas (1987). This is a song that most everyone can relate to. He gets more and more frustrated, saying, ' What - we have no extension cords?' and ' Now why the hell are they blinking?' and ' One light goes out, they all go out.' 'The Twelve Pains Of Christmas' is probably the best of the many parodies of 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas.' It lists all (well, not all - only twelve) things that are very annoying about the holiday, including ' Five months of bills, sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights and finding a Christmas tree.'Īs the song continues, more details are added, and that's when it gets really funny, particularly the guy who is trying to rig up the Christmas lights. For the most part, these songs are clever as well as hilarious, but there are certainly a couple of weak tunes also. While this compilation focuses on funny Christmas songs and parodies, it also includes a couple of Hanukkah songs, as well as two New Year's Eve songs. Several collections of these songs have been released over the years, including Holidays In Dementia. Demento is famous for his weekly syndicated radio show, which started in the early 1970s, and which had him playing all sorts of novelty songs.

This CD contains some of the best Christmas comedy songs, including 'The Twelve Pains Of Christmas' and 'The Pretty Little Dolly.'ĭr.

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